starkobsessed:
starkky:
nothing’s been the same since the iron man 3 press tour started
You experience movies, then they’re over.
Because of Tumblr, I can’t sleep. And when I do, I dream of Robert Downey Jr.
samuelshakusky:
when i was in fourth grade we were doing a math lesson and all of a sudden the teachers like “have you ever seen a pregnant bird” and everyones jsut like “no” and then she slams her hand on the table and screams “THATS BECAUSE THEY DONT EXIST” AND ONE KID IN THE BACK JUST BLURTS OUT “WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MATH”
Rizzoli & Isles S02 Gag Reel // Angie Harmon [x]
"Je t’aime Paris. Je t’aime France. Et je vois Gwyneth’s underpants !"
~ Robert downey jr. speaking french at the french Iron man 3 premiere (via sexydowney)
I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?
Me:
Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider:
Omg man I didn't see you there.
Spider:
Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me:
Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider:
Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me:
So...can I get out now?
Spider:
Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me:
Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider:
Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
ianoshea:
Do you think Tim Burton even has auditions for his movies anymore or does he just sit Helena and Johnny down and say “listen we’re doing another movie.”
According to Marlene, in 4x01 we'll find out what's in the trunk of Wilden's car, who killed Garrett, who tried to push Aria off the train, who attacked Spencer, who was the 2nd Phantom, who killed JFK, what's going on in the Bermuda triangle, whether the chicken or the egg came first, what happens after you die, where is the Holy Grail hidden and why do pizzas come in square boxes.
Jennifer Aniston destroys Jimmy Kimmel’s new set
(Source: excitedabouta5)
